Sweetheart, here's a man for you, but you can't look, lest you fall in love with a dick

What kind of fine? Better fuck me on the road, let everyone see

Friend girl finds out and I'm fucked because it's her boyfriend, or her father

I got it out before I took a dump, and then I put it in half a lump. It's not like you're gonna get knocked up

My wife is naive — she let me fuck her friend, and I already 😏

It's not often that Latin women come to visit — so he fucked both of them

He shouldn't have promised not to cheat on his wife, then who will fuck the neighbor?

Watering the hosts with his sperm, and just watering the garden